13 February 2006

Steve Martin's latest abomination doing well in the box office

Thereby proving that a significant portion of America's populace needs to be shot.

In the dark.

And preferably in a rit of fealous jage.

Seriously, I would say I can't believe anyone would even consider seeing a Pink Panther movie that didn't have Peter Sellers, but we are talking about the country that thinks Keira Knightley is a good choice to star in Pride and Prejudice.

I mean, Keira Knightley. What the H-E-double-hockey-sticks?? Don't get me wrong, I think she's a beautiful girl, and I loved her in Pirates of the Caribbean, but she is no Elizabeth Bennet.

Folks, the A&E version of Pride and Prejudice, with Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle, is the only one to watch, and Peter Sellers is the only Inspector Clouseau to watch.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The case is sol-ved.

Dave in Texas

6:34 PM  
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