10 March 2006

Moonbat Mobile

So I was driving today, and I was behind a car that had some amusing bumper stickers. The one I noticed first said, "Stop Hate Crimes: Respect Diversity." I snorted in derision (because the very concept of "hate crimes" is so idiotic - a crime's a crime, folks).

The next bumper sticker said "Execution is Not a Solution." (One presumes the driver does support executions for "hate criminals.")

But the piƩce de resistance was a campaign bumper sticker, which boldly proclaimed, "Edwards-Obama '08: Compassion and Integrity."

I'm still laughing.


Update: Top Ten Alternate Slogans for Edwards-Obama '08:
10. Because Everyone Wants to Hear Ted Kennedy Call the Vice-President "Osama bin Laden"
9. Condoleezza Rice Isn't Really Black, But We Are
8. The Baby is Speaking to Me from Beyond the Grave and She Wants You to Vote for Us
7. This Ticket is Teh Sexxorz!!!11!
6. We Know What to Order at Wendy's
5. The Kos Kurse Kan be Beaten, We Promise!
4. There Are Still Two Americas, and We're from the Rich One
3. Hey, Did You Know My Dad was a Textile Mill Worker?
2. Because This is as Close as You Can Get to Voting for a Woman

And the number one alternate slogan for Edwards-Obama '08:

1. Between Us, We Have Almost Ten Years of Senate Experience!

91 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

John E.: "He's compassion. I'm integrity".

Barack O.: "say what"?

John E.: "I'm just sayin".

Barack O.: "Sayin what"?

John E.: "You know... that we got the bases covered, my 'bro'. You an me are all over that be-aatch".

Barack O.: "Don't say that. You sound retarded".

John E.: "Hey, I can be 'down with that' my brother-ster".

Barack O.: "Really. Stop it. You sound silly".

John E.: "What's that dilly-O, my negro? I'm just tryin to reach the peeps is all".

Barack O.: "Stop talking. Right now. I mean it".

John E.: "fo shizzle, my nizzle..nizzle-O".

Barack O.: "Shut the f*%@ up right now John. I mean it. Just talk normal, k Breck boy? We don't need a gangsta Veep on the ticket".

John E.: "what? Veep??! You're the Veep, my peep".

Barack O.: "WHAT?!? Bitch you told me I'm the preznit and YOU'RE the veep candidate! S'what you were last time with Lurch! When did you give yourself this little promotion"?

John E.: "I tol you, that's the plan".

Barack O.: "Plan - short for "plantation" is that? You can take that shit and smoke it white boy".

John E.: "Whenever JK and I used to fuss and fight, we found that tossing the pill back and forth took the edge off. Catch, Barack"!

Barack O: *walking away "shut up you asshole".

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Michael said...

LOL, Anonymous!

4:30 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Peel said...

Michael, that was Dave. And how's about a snicker for ME? C'mon, I know you had to chuckle at #1 at least.

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Michael said...

OK.

Heh heh heh.

*polite forced laughter for Mrs. Peel*

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Blogger Mrs. Peel said...

*sigh*

Look, if y'all want me to bring the funny, you have to give me feedback on what's funny and what's not. Otherwise I'm just going to keep posting stuff that makes me laugh.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Michael said...

What's funny, Mrs. Peel, is you in a (nominal) flame thread at AOSHQ, trying to talk dirty and be a bad girl.

Now, that's comedy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Blogger Mrs. Peel said...

Hmm, very interesting from a psychological perspective. Michael's feelings of rejection and inadequacy seem to be manifesting themselves through attempts to insult the unfortunate object of his affections.

(Who was "LoveOGram" last night? Dave? Michael? Bart?)

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Anonymous Michael said...

Dave? Michael? Bart?

Why does Monty get left off the list of suspects? Huh?

Please don't say: "Because he was with me . . ."

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Blogger Mrs. Peel said...

'Cause Monty wasn't posting at all last night, and besides, no matter how hard he tries to conceal it, he writes in such a strong voice that his posts can always be identified.

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Anonymous Michael said...

Received a PayPal notification today for my $50 donation to Ace.

Got the following thank-you note:

DELAYED NOTIFICATION...

A RECOUNT OF VOTES CAST HAS DETERMINED THAT YOU WON THE POETRY CONTEST.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE PREVIOUS AWARDING OF THE TITLE TO SOME OTHER DOUCHEBAG.

Thanks a lot, Michael. cThank you so much for your donation. It's enough that you bother to read my site that your really didn't have to contribute. However, I'm also not giving the money back. I already spent it on crack and cheese.

Thank you so much. It really helped me out of a financial jam.

Sincerely,

Ace


Justice at last!!!

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Haha. He used a similar "hookers and cheese" line in my thank-you note.

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