24 March 2006

Query:

If Chris Klein is an alpha heterosexual, and Tom Cruise alpha-dogged Chris Klein, what does that make Tom Cruise?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Shawn, but not lowercased shawn said...

Satan.

12:39 AM  
Blogger Russ said...

...a couch-hopping little Scientologist freak?

10:06 PM  
Blogger Dave in Texas said...

wealthier than Chris

8:48 AM  
Anonymous skinbad said...

Not sure what Tom Cruise is, exactly, but if a silver back gorilla shows up, he's going home with Katie Holmes.

10:35 AM  

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