03 April 2006

Fairy tales are seriously f'd up.

'I have come for something else besides a bed,' replied the young man, drawing his sword, 'and if you do not promise to give me your youngest daughter as my wife I will stab you through the heart.'

What could the poor man do but promise? And he fetched his youngest daughter, who seemed quite pleased at the proposed match, and gave the youth her hand. (Emphasis added.)
What the...

I gotta say, if someone made a similar remark to my dad, I wouldn't be pleased. In fact, I would get my .22, which I think would trump his sword.


Blogger Dave in Texas said...

.22 trump a sword?

Why don't you throw Animal Crackers at him? Those might hurt more.

6:41 PM  

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