04 May 2006

King Tut's Missing Member Materializes Once More

Disappeared dick discovered:
King Tutankhamun's rediscovered penis could make the pharaoh stand out in the shrunken world of male mummies, according to a close look into old pictures of the 3,300-year-old mummified king.

The formerly missing sex organ has been just another puzzle in the story of the best-known pharaoh of ancient Egypt.

Photographed intact by Harry Burton (1879-1940) during Howard Carter's excavation of Tut's tomb in 1922, the royal penis was reported missing in 1968, when British scientist Ronald Harrison took a series of X-rays of the mummy.

Speculation abounded that the penis had been stolen and sold.

I know I'd be in the market for a pharaoh's phallus.
"Instead, it has always been there. I found it during the CT scan last year, when the mummy was lifted. It lay loose in the sand around the king's body. It was mummified," Zahi Hawass, chief of Egypt's Supreme Council of Antiquities, told Discovery News.

At first look, Burton's pictures may seem to indicate that King Tut could have been a little better endowed. But according to mummy expert Eduard Egarter Vigl, the pharaoh was normally built...

"The pharaoh's sex organ is clearly visible in Burton's pictures. All was normal in King Tut. The penis is a highly vascularized organ and shrinks when it is mummified. Actually, King Tut has been flattered by the embalmers' work..." Egarter told Discovery News.
So, not just a mummified penis, but a mummified shrinky dink. Oh yes, I'd definitely check Ebay daily for a prize like that.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Petrified pecker parted from prince.

D in T

9:32 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Peel said...

Ooh, good one. I think we need wiserbud over here though.

Hmm...the article says the missing member was "loose in the sand"...leaving a trail, one would presume.

11:10 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Peel said...

How about "Petrified pecker parted from prince, presumably purloined"?

11:21 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Peel said...

Pharoah's Phallus Phinally Phound

Mummified Member Mislaid

Scientists Blink Shrinky Dink, Must Rethink Fink
(the scientists accused "someone" of stealing the missing member)

Royal Trouser-Rat Rediscovered

I'm afraid to google "slang terms for penis," so I'm stuck with my own less than extensive vocabulary. Michael, I bet you can help.

11:44 AM  
Anonymous steve_in_hb said...

Parched penis preoccupies prurient Peel.

12:52 PM  
Anonymous steve_in_hb said...

Boy's boner burrowed by body.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dried up Dingus Discovered under Dessicated Derriere

D in T

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I take back "dingus" and substitute "dorkbat"

I like that better.


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OT: review in the Batt Friday morning over United 93, looks like typical PC crap.

"The only drawback is the placing of Muslims, or perhaps even the Islamic faith as a whole, in a bad light."

Mhmm, I'm sure it was the movie that's responsible for that, and not you know, the hijackers.

12:46 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Peel said...

Sheesh...that's the Batt for you. I'll have to see if I can find it on their site.

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I've seen a picture of Rasputin's on the web. In a museum somewhere, I think. I'll leave the googling to those interested. I'm guessing the Russian would have bullied the Egyptian in the locker room.

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