18 August 2006

Review: Snakes on a Plane

I shouldn't have read Ace's first, because now I just don't see the point of bothering to write my own.

So I just have a handful of comments.
  1. One particular scene gives a new meaning to the term "trouser-snake." 'Nuff said.
  2. Could have done without a couple of the scenes. You know which ones I mean.
  3. Snakes + microwave = crazy delicious.
  4. Red and yella, kill a fella; red and black, venom lack. Hello?
  5. When you toss a giant stuffed snake in your date's lap after the movie, she might be laughing, but she doesn't really think it's funny.*
Seriously, I think this movie is all we expected, and more. Samuel L. Jackson's famous line is sheer brilliance. I couldn't help cheering when he delivered it. So, for those of you who have been waiting for this movie: go see it, right away! Those of you who hear the title and a brief description of the premise and think, "Why the hell would anyone want to see that?" probably shouldn't bother.

*Full disclosure: I actually did think it was funny.


Anonymous someone said...

1. One particular scene gives a new meaning to the term "trouser-snake." 'Nuff said.

You're encouraging WP again...

4:15 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Peel said...

nah, he never comes over here. I'm safe from his attentions.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Muslihoon said...

Your date had a stuffed snake? I'm impressed.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous HayZeus said...

FWIW I cheered when Samuel L. uttered the phrase that I paid $5.50 to hear as well. ;)

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as far as I'm concerned, it's black and yellow, kill a fellow, black and red, you be dead.

kill all them sumbitches


10:10 PM  
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